The source of many woes...
Here you can find quick links to the pages featuring my Bible Project! Hope you find them interesting!
Genesis 1:1 – 18:33 – In which we meet our villain, God, and see him drown the world.
Genesis 19:1 – 24:67 – In which God destroys two entire cities for… well, we don’t know why, actually.
Genesis 25:1 – 36:43 – In which Jacob lies, cheats and steals his way to the top, while God looks on with approval.
Geneis 37:1 – 50:26 – In which Joseph works his way to the top of the heap in Egypt and then sets out for… RECONCILLIATION! This time it’s Biblical!
Exodus 1:1 – 7:25 – In which we meet Moses and God sets the stage for some of his most evil acts to date, complete with the only known Moses-related Aristocrats joke!
Exodus 8:1 – 12:51 – In which God’s true nature shines through more than ever, as he slaughters hundreds of thousands of innocent people to further his own glory.
Exodus 13:1 – 22:31 – In which God lays down some laws!
Exodus 23:1 – 40:38 – In which God sets the stage for a really great Indiana Jones movie!
Leviticus 1:1 – 18:30 – In which we find out how to properly kill animals for God!
Leviticus 19:1 – 27:34 – In which we find out what the penalty is for just about everything God doesn’t like! (hint: death)
Numbers 1:1 – 14:45 – This book details a census! Thrills, chills and spills await!
Numbers 15:1 – 21:35 – What happens when an average man gathers sticks on the Sabbath? Tune in tonight to find out!
Numbers 22:1 – 36:13 – One of the most evil and despicable things in the Bible happens here. As you can imagine from what’s gone before, that must be something quite impressive!
Deuteronomy 1:1 – 10:22 – Moses’ victory lap. Includes more evil from the ultimate villain, God!
Dueteronomy 11:1 – 19:21 – Continuing Moses’ victory lap, now with 34% more evil from God!
Deuteronomy 20:1 – 34:12 – The end of the line for Moses, Deuteronomy and the Pentateuch! Bring on Joshua!
Joshua 1:1 – 6:27 – One of the worst crimes committed in the Bible! Enjoy!
Joshua 7:1 – 24:33 – Even more of the Bible’s greatest crimes! Well, so far.
August 21, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Wait till you get to Leviticus – I bet you get bogged down in that. Lots of rules for all the things people had to be stoned to death for – mmmm. Mind you the books were written in the Bronze Age – they liked smiting in those days. Though I am completely gobsmacked that anyone would regard them as a guide to life nowadays.
August 25, 2008 at 8:52 am
Whatever Chris. It is good that you search the scriptures. Study them and learn from them. When you get to the New Testament, you will see where it reads, “Jesus said, “I came not to destroy the Law but to fulfill it.” Jesus Christ declared the Father and through his Holy Spirit, the wisdom, truth and life from God is ours to live by. Handle the Holy Scriptures with honor and respect. Everything in history happened the way it did. However, the Giver of life loves.
We are living in the New Covenant by the highest consciousness, which was taught and given by Jesus Christ. We can live by the high consciousness if we choose to live by it.
Build your foundation for your Badger Bible Project on the life giving high gospel and you will truly see God’s nature and what the Glory of God is on the Earth today. And that goes for all you Muslims, Jews, Denominational Christians, Hindus, atheists and all the good Earth.
September 23, 2008 at 6:20 am
(Psst, Chris. What did Mike say? I’ve just read his comment twice, and he keeps losing me at “Everything in history happened the way it did.”)
September 23, 2008 at 6:24 am
You know, I never did quite figure out what he was on about. I think we can chalk it up to, “God says so!”
February 11, 2009 at 5:56 am
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