Hi, Billy Mays here for Oxi-Heaven!
Are you tired of afterlives that promise you everything, but deliver nothing? Then try new Oxi-Heaven! It gets your halos brighter than bright, with harps that sound like the voices of angels!
Call now and as a special offer, we’ll give you Oxi-Purgatory absolutely free with your order, but you gotta call now!
(we’ll miss you, Billy! Pitchmen was great and fascinating!)