In the interest of people being cheered-up, I thought I’d share the content of a conversation I had with a co-worker recently.
ME: 3 and 5 aren’t prime numbers.
HIM: What? Yes, they are.
ME: No, they aren’t. Because you can add 3 and 5 together to get 35.
ME: Yeah. Any two numbers that you can add together aren’t prime.
HIM: But that’s all numbers.
ME: Right, that’s why we have imaginary numbers. Those are the only ones that are prime.
ME: Look, it’s not my fault if you don’t understand how math works.
HIM: …I hate you so much.