Why is Obamacare Still a Thing?

Several reasons, starting with the fact that people like it.

It really is kind of sad that so many people voted for a party that vowed to repeal Obamacare and replace it with “something better”, and that those people aren’t getting what they want. Come on, you congressional cowards! Repeal it, like you promised. Fuck over your voters. Go ahead. Make fixing this entirely your problem.

I dare you.