Here you can find quick links to the pages featuring my Bible Project! Hope you find them interesting!
Genesis 1:1 – 18:33 – In which we meet our villain, God, and see him drown the world.
Genesis 19:1 – 24:67 – In which God destroys two entire cities for… well, we don’t know why, actually.
Genesis 25:1 – 36:43 – In which Jacob lies, cheats and steals his way to the top, while God looks on with approval.
Geneis 37:1 – 50:26 – In which Joseph works his way to the top of the heap in Egypt and then sets out for… RECONCILLIATION! This time it’s Biblical!
Exodus 1:1 – 7:25 – In which we meet Moses and God sets the stage for some of his most evil acts to date, complete with the only known Moses-related Aristocrats joke!
Exodus 8:1 – 12:51 – In which God’s true nature shines through more than ever, as he slaughters hundreds of thousands of innocent people to further his own glory.
Exodus 13:1 – 22:31 – In which God lays down some laws!
Exodus 23:1 – 40:38 – In which God sets the stage for a really great Indiana Jones movie!
Leviticus 1:1 – 18:30 – In which we find out how to properly kill animals for God!
Leviticus 19:1 – 27:34 – In which we find out what the penalty is for just about everything God doesn’t like! (hint: death)
Numbers 1:1 – 14:45 – This book details a census! Thrills, chills and spills await!
Numbers 15:1 – 21:35 – What happens when an average man gathers sticks on the Sabbath? Tune in tonight to find out!
Numbers 22:1 – 36:13 – One of the most evil and despicable things in the Bible happens here. As you can imagine from what’s gone before, that must be something quite impressive!
Deuteronomy 1:1 – 10:22 – Moses’ victory lap. Includes more evil from the ultimate villain, God!
Dueteronomy 11:1 – 19:21 – Continuing Moses’ victory lap, now with 34% more evil from God!
Deuteronomy 20:1 – 34:12 – The end of the line for Moses, Deuteronomy and the Pentateuch! Bring on Joshua!
Joshua 1:1 – 6:27 – One of the worst crimes committed in the Bible! Enjoy!
Joshua 7:1 – 24:33 – Even more of the Bible’s greatest crimes! Well, so far.
The Christmas Special! – I skip ahead to Matthew and Luke to cover the birth of Jesus!
Judges 1:1 – 5:35 – God gets pissy at the Israelites, and Tarantino picks up a couple good quotes for future films!
Judges 6:1 – 8:35 – Meet Gideon, a decent, moral, non-bloodthirsty fellow! Oh, I tell a lie. He’s a dick, just like the rest.
Judges 9:1 – 12:15 – Say hello to Jepthah, a man who is about to learn that careless talk costs lives!
Judges 13:1 – 21:25 – In which we meet Samson, one of the stupidest men in the entire universe.
Ruth – Wherein we set aside some of the bloodshed and genocide and instead have a nice little story about love and family.
The Reply – Where I respond to a lengthy reply someone left on one of the Genesis articles.