Meantime, In Today’s Edition of “Unsurprising News”…


Sarah Palin, former governor of Alaska who said staying in office would be like quitting, so that’s why she quit, has picked up a new job. No points for guessing what.

Yep, ole Sarah’s going to be working for Fox News, a place where right thinking is rewarded, and left thinking is as swiftly punished.

Man, these people deserve each other…