Saw the new movie today. I wasn’t very impressed. It was poorly written, to the extent that it was written at all, and while the leads were fairly engaging, nothing about it really popped, it was full of pointless cameos from basically every TV show that NBC airs, and it all felt like it was very much by-the-numbers.
But what I’d like to discuss today is something regarding the movie. Not the quality, but the casting.
I don’t care, honestly, that the leads were all female. Why should I care? It’s 2016. Who gives a fuck?
But I very much cared that the black woman was, in almost every way, shape, and form, just a stereotypical black female character. You know, the kind who will, at some point, say, “Oh, hell no!”
I mean, why? As I said, it’s 2016. Why couldn’t one of the white women play the street-wise, lower-class character, and the black woman be one of the scientists? Melissa McCarthy could have done well playing such a character.
I know, I know. We’re copying the beats from the original movie’s casting, etc. Well, fuck that noise. If you’re going to change-up the movie by casting all women in the lead roles, you can change the color of those women around as well.
This felt, overall, like a terrible missed opportunity.
And on a final note, this movie very much commits one of the greatest sins of any comedy: it isn’t funny. Avoid.