Slip-Sliding on a Slippery Slope?


Benny 16 made some comments that may have great ramifications for the Catholic Church’s evil stand on birth control.

“There could be single cases that can be justified, for instance when a prostitute uses a condom, and this can be a first step towards a moralization, a first assumption of responsibility, to develop again the awareness of the fact that not all is allowed and that one cannot do everything one wants,” Benedict said.

Presumably this would be a male prostitute.

So, ok, here’s the thing: suppose a woman is infertile? Or a man? Couldn’t either of them be allowed to use condoms in those cases? There’s no chance of pregnancy, so why not?

This is at least progress of a sort, I suppose, and certainly better than what Benny 16 said before on the subject. I just look forward to the day that the Church adopts a sane policy on birth control.

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Yes, He Helped Cover it Up


So there now appears to be complete proof that the current Pope, when he was in other positions within the church, helped to cover up rape and torture of children doing so for the good of the church. What a slimeball.

To Catholics: look, I don’t honestly care if you people want this man in charge. Sure, he helped obstruct justice and assisted in the rape, torture and molestation of children, and currently puts me in mind of Emperor Palpatine, but so what? If you guys really think he’s the person who best represents your church on Earth, so be it.

But if you’re smart, you’ll start withholding all your donations to the church until this asshat is gone from the Papacy. Also, you might want to shop around a bit. There’s still plenty of other churches are that are anti-gay, anti-woman, anti-choice and anti-birth control.

Pope to Retire, Superman to Marvel!


Off to retirement in Argentina!

Two incredibly big, interesting news stories today!

First, in surprising news, it was announced by the Vatican that the current Pope, Benedict XVI, or Benny 16 to smart-asses like me, is going to resign. This will be the first pope in many a century to do so.

The resignation of the Pope comes in the wake of a series of scandals involving priests torturing and raping young children and the cover-up of such abuses. A Vatican spokesman, Cardinal Lirap Lofo, formerly Archbishop of Samoa, and a front-runner to replace the current Pope, said that the Pope is resigning as a way of taking responsibility for all the rape and torture that he personally allowed and covered up while working Germany as well as a form of atonement for all other crimes the church has committed over the centuries. A good start, I’d say, but I’m not sure why they don’t just close down their church and come and join mine.

What a Marvelous guy!

Meantime, in comic book news, there was a stunning announcement from DC Comics owner Warner Brothers earlier today that they’ve sold the rights to Superman to competitor Marvel Comics. The deal, announced at monthly meeting of industry trade group, the Allied Publishers, Retailers, Investors, Licensees, and Fanboys of Ohio, Limited, came as a major shock to comic fans everywhere, but I’m surprised that they were surprised. The character has been fairly moribund over the years and sales have stagnated. Plus there’s a whole crapload of problems centering around the legal and rights status, and if I’m not much mistaken he’s going to be dropping into the public domain in a few years regardless. Oh, and for the record Marvel said they’d start publishing the character early next year, beginning with a series of adventures centering around him and Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham.

So there you go. Two major stories that aren’t being covered by what Sarah Palin likes to call the “lamestream” media. I hope you appreciate the hard work I do in bringing you all the news!

The Greatest Force of Evil, Revisted


Something about him always puts me in mind of Gollum...

Back when I first started this blog I managed to piss off people with an article called “The Greatest Force of Evil in the World Today“. It was a fair and balanced look at the Catholic Church.

I made a few errors and had some misunderstandings about things like the Doctrine of Infallibility and was happy to be corrected on those. But there were a lot of other things I said that I stand behind fully, the most central of which is this: the Catholic church remains the greatest force of evil in the world today.

How big is their evil? Well, they still won’t allow the faithful to use birth control. If you’re HIV+ you can’t even use condoms to prevent giving it to your wife. If you have ten kids already and you can’t afford more than two, you’re expected to forgo sex for the rest of your life rather than use birth control. Then there’s the whole abortion issue.

Of course there’s also the church’s stance on gays and gay marriage and the like. They stopped adoptions in DC recently rather than risk having to let kids get adopted by gay couples. A Catholic school also expelled the children of a couple lesbians on the grounds that, since the church teaches homosexuality is a sin, they wouldn’t want the little dears constantly hearing how evil their parents are. Very kind. I also note that I haven’t yet heard a loud condemnation from the Vatican about the “kill all the gays” bill in Uganda.

Then there’s my usual saw about how obnoxious it is that the Pope lives in a palatial art museum while so many of his faithful live in mud shacks if that. If the church liquidated even 1% of its assets imagine how much good they could do for the hundreds of thousands of Catholics God made homeless in Haiti.

These are all my usual complaints about the church, and ignore all my objections to problems with their theology (the Trinity, the Pope, original sin, etc), but they all frankly pale at this point compared with what is arguably their greatest evil of the last couple centuries: children being raped and abused by priests.

This is hardly a new issue, sadly. In the States we went through this back in the early part of the last decade, where it seemed like every day brought new revelations as to the level of evil within the church.

Give him a beard and call him Santa!

One of the people in charge of dealing with the problems, a certain Cardinal Ratzinger, sent out a letter to the church authorities in America which, among other things, could be interpreted as telling them not to report any allegations of abuse to the police. Now as the author of the post I linked to points out the wording on that is somewhat ambiguous. What wouldn’t have been was a directive from Rome to report such crimes to church and civil authorities but I guess they didn’t want to go overboard and actually try to, you know, actually do anything about the situation.

Apparently even as Pope the former Cardinal still enjoys writing, since his response to a massive, widespread series of abuse cases in Ireland has been to… send a letter where he apologizes for the way the church handled the crimes that occurred. For some this is enough, but not for me and not for Christopher Hitchens who tears the Pope a new one over this letter.

Civil authorities around the world really need to step up and do some real investigations of the various sex and abuse crimes the church has been involved in. The crimes themselves are horrible enough, but the fact that the church has gone out of their way to cover it up and not cooperate with criminal investigations or report the crimes to the police. They’re allowed to get away with doing that because they’re a religious organization. No secular group would accorded the same favoritism.

I know that in the long run this scandal won’t make any real difference. I know that the believers will continue to believe. I know that in the fullness of time the current Pope (who I’ve always viewed as something of a seat-warmer), will die and his replacement will probably be someone who has at least heard of the Enlightenment, but really I doubt that the culture of corruption and evil that permeates the upper-levels of the church will change much. It’d take something akin to Vatican II to bring real reform and that doesn’t appear to be on the radar.

I would however ask the church to remember this: there was a time in England where there was much discussion of the role of civil authority versus church authority. It ended with the Psychotic Bastard Church the Anglican Church being formed which cost the Catholic church a great deal of power, prestige and money. History has a way of repeating itself.

Yet More Evil From the Vatican


Back a few months ago a nine-year-old Brazilian girl was raped by her step-father. He got her pregnant. With the court’s permission the girl had an abortion and the local bishop retaliated by excommunicating everyone involved (except the girl who, while old enough to give birth, was too young to be excommunicated, and except for her step-father who, though he had raped her, was still eligible for forgiveness). At the time, I thought this was plenty evil enough, but probably the act of some local bishop being an idiot.

Ha, how wrong I was.

Pope Benny 16 issued a statement backing up the bishop’s ruling. This is no great surprise to someone like me, who views the Catholic church as the greatest force of evil in the world, and I’m sure it doesn’t come as a surprise to most of the Catholics out there, but I damn well hope it comes as a disapointment.

In case it doesn’t regard the following statement from a Vatican official, which makes the role of humanity in church quite clear:

“This is not just theory. And you can’t start backpedaling just because the real-life situation carries a certain human weight.”

So the church members and their concerns don’t really matter. All that matters is doctorine and the Church itself. Very good.

Why the hell do you people stay with an organization like this? I think I’ll stick with atheism, where humanity at the forefront of importance.

Papal Silliness


According to the Pope, bones contained in a tomb that supposedly houses the remains of St Paul are, in fact, his. This is due to a series of tests that, according to CNN, confirmed the bones dated from sometime between 1 and 200 AD.

“This seems to confirm the unanimous and undisputed tradition that these are the mortal remains of the Apostle St. Paul,” Benedict said in Sunday’s announcement.

It confirms no such thing, and shame on him for saying it does. All it confirms is that there are bones in there that are mighty old. It does not say whose bones they are.

Also, you gotta love the Catholics for relying on scientific proof like carbon dating when it suits their purposes.

Even More Evil From the Church!


Back on Tuesday, Pope Benny 16 visited Africa and announced he had a solution the AIDS crisis currently gripping the continent! This amazing news was greeted with wild enthusiasm… until he said that the big solution was for people to not have sex before marriage and then to only have sex with their heterosexual spouse.

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Now of course most sane, non-power-mongering people would simply recognize that we live in the real world and offer those messages but then also say, “But if you can’t live within these limits, for the love of God, please, please, please use condoms!”

But not Il Papa. No, here’s what he had to say about condoms:

HIV/Aids was, he argued, “a tragedy that cannot be overcome by money alone, that cannot be overcome through the distribution of condoms, which can even increase the problem”.

I’m unclear as to how using condoms can lead to an increase in the problem of AIDS. That’s like saying the use of seatbelts increases the problem of unsafe driving.

Of course this is no surprise coming from a church where the mother of a nine-year-old girl who was raped and got pregnant with twins was excommunicated after allowing that girl an abortion, as were her doctors. It’s also an organization that has, in the past and possibly in the present, gone out of its way to hide sexual abuse by the clergy. Then there’s things farther back, like the Church’s involvement in the Holocaust, the Rwandan Genocide, the Inquisition, the Blood Libel and the Crusades.

As I have mentioned before and will continue to mention again: the Catholic Church is the greatest source of evil in the world today.