TV Review – Star Trek Discovery – S01E04

Ever wonder why I’m not putting titles for these episodes? Because a pretentious title like the ones we’ve seen lately deserves no praise, no accolades, and no recognition.

Oh, well. On with the review. Spoilers ahoy. Etc.

Also, why are transparent monitors a thing? So useless.

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TV Review – Star Trek Discovery Episodes 1.01 and 1.02

I have seen the first two episodes of Discovery. Here is my very spoileriffic review.

And it is not the review I wanted to write.

I love Star Trek. Back when I was a kid, I grew up watching TOS. I know I saw Star Wars in the theater in 1977 (or maybe during the re-release in 1978), but I don’t remember those. I DO remember seeing The Motion Picture in early 1980.

Whenever I had a birthday party, my mom would rent a VCR (yes, that was a thing), and we’d rent video tapes to go along with it. If I wasn’t watching the David Warner trifecta (Tron, Time After Time and Time Bandits), I was watching The Wrath of Khan. Great movie.

I really began to embrace Trek with The Voyage Home, and then along came TNG. Excited? Oh, yes. And I quite enjoyed the show. I fell in love with Deep Space Nine, occasionally liked Voyager, and watched Enterprise, which of itself puts me in rare company.

The less said about Star Trek Into Darkness, the better, but the other two movies were very good in their own way, if full of occasional unnecessary stupidity.

So when Discovery was announced, I was very excited! A new Trek series! Strange new worlds, new life, new civilizations, and best of all, an optimistic future that runs counter to the fucking nonsense we get in most sci-fi these days. And, hey, Bryan Fuller, who makes some very good TV, was involved, and so was Nicholas Meyer! What could be better?


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Some Thoughts on Season One of The Grand Tour

I’m watching the season finale of Amazon’s similar-to-but-legally-distinct-from knock-off of Top Gear known as The Grand Finale. What have I thought of this first season?


In general, I’ve been very pleased. The formula is basically the same as it was with the BBC, ie: three lads screwing around with cars. On that level there’s no real difference from the old series.

But that’s a good thing. I like that. I liked Top Gear with May, Clarkson and Hammond, and I like what they’ve done here. It’s got the same “feel” and remains vastly entertaining.

There are some things I dislike. The “American” bit isn’t especially original or entertaining. It’s very one-note, really. The “Celebrity Brain Crash” bit has gotten old quickly, too.

But those complains aside,  I’ve enjoyed it quite a bit, and I really look forward to season two! Oh, and to a lesser extent, I look forward to the next series of Top Gear.

Television Review – The Grand Tour – S01E01 – “The Holy Trinity”

Last night Amazon released the first episode of the highly-anticipated, “Not technically Top Gear, but everything you love about that show, without Chris Evans”, new series, The Grand Tour. It has these guys in it.


Larry, Moe, and the Hamster.

There are many fun moments in the first episode, and many, many references to the way that Clarkson, especially, left Top Gear. But once the initial dust settles, we get to see the boys in all their glory, driving around in a McLaren, a Porsche, and a Ferrari. You can decide for yourself if the titular “holy trinity” is the cars or the men.

The episode did have everything you’d expect from this crowd, and a bit more. We got a genuinely funny bit about the RAF, got to watch some….interesting…moments with three celebrities, and got introduced to the new test track, which includes wildlife, an old woman’s home, and live electricity. Because of course it does.

There really wasn’t much of anything I disliked here. I’m quite sure the show will continue on as the spiritual successor of “proper” Top Gear, and with luck that show will improve itself, and we’ll have two versions of a great program.

In the meantime, go check this out. If you don’t already have Prime, Amazon is doing a limited-time sale where you can get a whole year for only $79. It’s worth it, believe me.

Doctor Who in 2015: The State of the Series

52 years from its first airing and Doctor Who continues to attract fans. It remains the most popular science fiction series airing on TV today. Millions of people around the world watch the new episodes, read the comics and novels, listen to the audios, and attend conventions.


Not all is well in Whoville. Let’s take a look at the series as a whole and see where it is in 2015.


Television: Series nine has started and the ratings have, frankly, been terrible. Part of this is the Rugby World Cup, which has often been airing directly against the series. Now the powers that be at the BBC have known for ages that the RWC was coming. This is not just some surprise massive sports event (though that would be kind of interesting). They could have scheduled Doctor Who so it wasn’t running right up against it, but they didn’t. When it comes to watching an event live, pretty much no sports fan will DVR the sport and watch the drama live; they’ll do it the other way around.

Now it is true that the BBC do track when people watch via time shift, like through a DVR, but even with those numbers added in, we’re still in a situation where the ratings are significantly lower than they were just three years ago.

There are reasons for this beyond the RWC. First off, audiences, especially younger ones, want the new. They tend to be fickle. Very few shows maintain really high numbers over an extended period of time.

But secondly, one cannot help but acknowledge that Doctor Who just isn’t very good anymore. The season premiere was quite decent, but episode three was fairly meh and episode four was better than that, but not great. There hasn’t been a truly excellent episode since the Tenth Doctor’s era. Oh, there have been good ones, and certainly great specials like “The Day of the Doctor”, but nothing at all on the order of the best of Tennant’s era.

I mean, just look at last season. Several ok episodes (“Into the Dalek”, “Mummy on the Orient Express”, the season finale), one really good, solid episode (“Time Heist”), and then several others that varied from merely bad (“Deep Breath”), to outright terrible and insulting to the audience (“Kill the Moon”, “In the Forest of the Night”).

Compare this with season four, which gave us “Silence in the Library”/”Forest of the Dead”, “Midnight”, “The Doctor’s Daughter”, “Turn Left”, and a season finale that, yes, was a bit bloated, but still quite good. Compare this with any series from the Ninth or Tenth Doctor’s era and there’s a distinct lack of quality. Hell, even up against the Smith era it’s just not there. The best episodes from series eight aren’t nearly as good as the best from the previous seasons, and the worst are at “Love and Monsters”-level terrible.

It doesn’t help that the Doctor isn’t very likable anymore. Now, to be fair, that’s not something I blame Capaldi for, and previous Doctor, such as the First and Sixth, were also quite unlikable at first. But in the case of the First Doctor things changed quickly, and in the case of the Sixth, well…he got carrot juice.

No, I blame the writers for this, and for the overall decline in episode quality. And I therefore must also blame the captain of this Whovian Titanic, Steven Moffat.

I’m not a Moffat-hater. The guy can and does do some really amazing work. All the truly excellent episodes of the Ninth and Tenth Doctor’s era were written by him. He also cast Smith and Capaldi as Doctors, and while I don’t much care for the Twelfth Doctor, I do like Capaldi quite a bit as an actor.

But Moffat is one of those writers who clearly needs someone standing over his shoulder saying, “Steven. Are you sure this is a good idea?” He’s not alone in this. George Lucas and, yes, previous showrunner Russell T Davies both have the same problem. They’re all gifted and creative people, but really need someone around who can veto their less-than-excellent tendencies.

Ultimately Moffat bears responsibility for the current state of the series, and I think it’s time for him to go. Not because he’s bad, but because he’s very clearly burned-out at this point. He’s still doing Sherlock, is now planning a Who spinoff called Class, because the world needs Buffy with Daleks, and he’s become too much of a lightning rod for fans. Frankly, old series fans like me are starting to get a certain familiar feeling about him. It’s time for him to declare victory and go home.

That’s not what’s going to happen, at least not immediately. He’s already signed on for series ten (which means we’re getting one, so there is that), which means we have him for at least 2016. But it would be nice if he would just retire before then, or at the very least not stick around for series eleven. Move on.

In summary, the new series isn’t doing well, and there is little chance of recovery before 2017. That said, it’s unlikely that the BBC will cancel it, but I do expect the budget to get cut. That might end up being a good thing, because maybe it will force the series to concentrate on story and not spectacle.


Audio Stories: Big Finish has had a banner year. First off, they have, at this stage, released eleven of their planned thirteen main range titles for the year. This includes the 200th story, which tied into the end of The Eighth Doctor Adventures, which was a nice surprise. Further they concluded the Dark Eyes series, which…hasn’t been great, honestly. But it ended well. Also, the Fourth Doctor series continued strongly, with eight new stories featuring him and Leela.

The spinoff series also continued to be quite excellent, with new Jago and Litefoot, new Iris, more Gallifrey, and other amazingly neat things to enjoy.

The big news for the year? Well, until recently it would have been the recasting. They’ve recast Ben, Barbara and the Third Doctor. All of this was not without controversy, but with the first story featuring the new Ben and the Third Doctor box set both out, I can say that it was a good move. The new actors are quite good in their roles.

That would have been the big news had it not been overtaken by another piece of news that also ended up not being the big news. That other piece was “The Sixth Doctor: The Last Adventure”, which finally gave ole Sixie a proper regeneration story. It was rather odd in patches, but overall excellent, and really gave Colin Baker a chance to shine.

But, ok, the big news is Big Finish finally getting to wade into the shallow end of the new series. First off we got an announcement about an upcoming UNIT series, starring Jemma Redgrave as Kate Stewart. Then we got an announcement about Torchwood audios.

Then things got a bit crazy. Big Finish announced the arrival of River Song, who would appear alongside the Eighth Doctor in the upcoming “Doom Coalition” series. We also got announcements about a Churchill audio series starring Ian McNeice and a box set featuring old series Doctors up against new series villains, including the Sycorax, the Judoon and the Weeping Angels (and I’m really puzzled as to how they’ll work out in audio format).

The really big announcement happened just the other day, when Big Finish told the world they’d signed on John Hurt to do a series of War Doctor audios, and a prequel story featuring the Eighth Doctor in the early days of the Time War.

In summary: Big Finish continues to churn out the best Doctor Who, with some excellent old series stuff, and the promise of some really good new series products. Even if the new series goes to shit completely on TV, we’ll still have Big Finish to fall back on.


Paper Media: I’m less familiar with the paper media (books, comics), than I should be. That said, I understand that sales of both are quite good currently, and that Paul Cornell’s series, “The Four Doctors”, is being quite well-received. Further, we got the above-referenced Big Bang Generation, which features not only the Twelfth Doctor (minus Clara, who while better this season, still isn’t very good), but also features Bernice Summerfield and the Legion crew. Hooray! Further, for the audio book fans out there, you can get not only this story, but the original novel Human Nature in audio book form read by Lisa Bowerman. Nice!

In summary: yeah, the show’s doing fine in printed form.


Toys and games: Character Options has returned, at least somewhat, to the five inch figure format (though oddly, labeled as “5.5 inch”, and visibly a bit larger than previous figures). They’ve released new versions of the Twelfth Doctor, the Curator, and Missy, with more to come. This pleases me, as the 3.75 inch figures were just bad.

Even better, Lego managed to acquire the rights to do at least a couple of Doctor Who sets. The current ones are just collector’s sets, but should be quite neat. With luck, it will result in more sets down the line.

Concurrent with that, they’ve also released a game called Lego Dimensions, which is a “toys-to-life” video game that’s sure to put a serious dent in ones wallet. Among other licensed franchises, it also features a Doctor Who level with the base game, and another level coming out in November. They’re paying much attention to detail with it, and it should be lovely.

in summary: All is well among the toys and games, and hopefully will get even better!


Overall Summary: I don’t think we can deny that the series is, at least on TV, going through a rough patch. But with 35+ seasons, that’s to be expected. The show has weathered worse, and we’re at least not likely to end up with a cancellation anytime soon.

But if we ignore the TV series, the state of the show in general is quite strong. The novels, audios, toys, and video games all continue to be of very high quality, and the sort of thing that would make a fan in 1990…well, you can use your imagination for how happy and excited they’d be.

So if the TV series never recovers, at least we collectively have the rest to fall back on. And if it does recover, well, happy days are here again!

Goodbye to All That

A few months ago, the new controller of Syfy announced that the network was going to step back from non-genre programming and move into showing actual science fiction. They announced production of an adaptation of Isaac Asimov’s classic series Foundation, and began airing the extremely good mini-series Ascension.

This pleased me to no end. While shows like Sharkando were inexplicably highly-rated programs, they were crap, and not what Syfy should have been airing. That isn’t even getting into them airing reality TV shows or televising wrestling.

Yesterday the new chief at the Discovery Channel announced that they’re done with fake “documentaries” about mermaids and giant sharks, and that they’re moving, at last, back to more science-based programming.

I couldn’t be happier about these developments. In the Syfy announcement, the guy in charge lamented the fact that shows like Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead were airing on other networks instead of on Syfy. He’s absolutely correct; the network hasn’t had a prestige show since Battlestar Galactica went off the air, and even then they didn’t know what to do with it.

As for Discovery, yeah, the network went from showing responsible, actual science programming (including things like Mythbusters), to airing crap about a man being eaten by a snake and people gathering seafood.

I really hope this works for both of these networks, and I hope that History pays attention. They’re getting somewhat better, with Vikings being a bit silly, but at least historically-based program, and they have a series about the American Revolution coming up, though that looks more like “EXTREME REVOLUTION!” than anything thoughtful. Still, it’s a good start.

Er…wait…isn’t that background music by a British rock band?

Anyhow, it’s still progress! Now if we can get them away from programs about people harvesting lumber and driving trucks, and get Pawn Stars to focus on the items and their history and not the “hilarious” antics the “boys” get up to, we might just be on to something.

Oh, and on a side note, hopefully they’ll soon get around to putting a stake through the heart of that shitty American version of Top Gear

The End of the Report

Well, last night The Colbert Report came to an end, and did so in the only way it could; buried in Highlander references, politics, and a good ole fashioned singalong (which you can view here, along with annotations for the astonishingly large number of people who appeared in it).

Colbert’s satire was a welcome panacea to the crap that the modern news media, especially Fox News, tends to spew out. He did a wonderful job of satirizing the O’Reilly-style blowhards; those self-important fools who get up on our TVs and try and tell us they know all, when really…they just don’t.

It’s interesting to consider the impact that the show has had, and while it may have technically started with its first episode, I think this is the moment when it really reached a certain epic plateau.

I’m going to really miss the show and the character that Colbert created. I don’t think we’ll see anything else like this on television anytime soon, and that’s a shame. It really was very, very good.